“Dancing around in their underwear, that is so degrading.” – Krusty the Klown
“Thirty seconds till your Lil’ Stinker sketch.” – Stage Manager
“Gimme a bigger Lolly!” – Krusty the Klown
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Quote of the Day
“C’mon, you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you! . . . No, don’t look at me! . . . Run! . . . No, don’t come over here. . . . Ugh.” – Krusty the Klown
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Quote of the Day
“A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room.” – Hugh Hefner
“Of course.” – Bart Simpson
“But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere, the alternative energy research center.” – Hugh Hefner
“Fascinating.” – Bart Simpson
So long, Hugh Hefner.
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Quote of the Day
“Here’s your taco, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“I don’t want it.” – Krusty the Klown
“But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she’d kill me!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
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Quote of the Day
“Look, there must be something I can do on the show. Please, for Mom’s sake?” – Sideshow Luke Perry
“Well, maybe we can find something.” – Krusty the Klown
RIP Luke Perry
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Quote of the Day
“It’s time to take out the trash.” – Bette Midler
“I’ll get you for this, Midler!” – Doomed Litterer
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