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Reading Digest: RIP, Real Life Bumblebee Man
“Dos huevos, por favor. Oh, que lastima.” – Bumblebee Man “I gotta steal that bit.” – Krusty the Klown Late last week, it was announced that Chesperito, a/k/a Roberto Gómez Bolaños, a/k/a the...
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“I’m a star again. I don’t know how to thank you kids.” – Krusty the Klown “That’s alright, Krusty.” – Bart Simpson “We’re getting fifty percent of the t-shirt sales.” – Lisa Simpson “What? That’s...
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“Krusty, are you making any money?” – Bart Simpson “Nah. That guy’s giving it away for free.” – Krusty the Klown “Old gray mare she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what...
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“Hey, boyo, what’s so funny?” – Cameraman “Well, it’s . . . nah, you wouldn’t be interested. It’s too lowbrow.” – Bart Simpson “No, I’m quite lowbrow.” – Cameraman “Well, somebody just wrote a bawdy...
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“Dancing around in their underwear, that is so degrading.” – Krusty the Klown “Thirty seconds till your Lil’ Stinker sketch.” – Stage Manager “Gimme a bigger Lolly!” – Krusty the Klown
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“C’mon, you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you! . . . No, don’t look at me! . . . Run! . . . No, don’t come over here. . . . Ugh.” – Krusty the Klown
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“A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room.” – Hugh Hefner “Of course.” – Bart Simpson “But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere, the alternative energy research center.” – Hugh...
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“Here’s your taco, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “I don’t want it.” – Krusty the Klown “But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she’d kill me!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
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“Look, there must be something I can do on the show. Please, for Mom’s sake?” – Sideshow Luke Perry “Well, maybe we can find something.” – Krusty the Klown RIP Luke Perry
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“It’s time to take out the trash.” – Bette Midler “I’ll get you for this, Midler!” – Doomed Litterer
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